Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML
I agree, your life sucks (67650) - you deserved it (4394)
On 06/13/2009 at 2:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Toothy_Peg's life also sucksToday, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out.…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt... into the face of a cop on a…
Oh wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
#2 - On 06/13/2009 at 9:58am by redbluegreen
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You must have magic fingers
#1 - On 06/13/2009 at 9:58am by jio_freed
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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