Work: Nan's gotta have it

Nan's gotta have it

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 07:53 - Canada

Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says, "I've been a dirty, dirty girl" in a seductive tone. I thought she meant about the table so I said, "Yes you have!" She then winked at me. I walked away fast. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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By creepedouthostess - 17/06/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML

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By Patrick - 23/02/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

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By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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grocky 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:02

That's revolting.

Jimboom 11

Friday 12 June 2009 16:06

You knew exactly what she meant and you liked it!! ;)

Comments

grocky 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:02

That's revolting.

vollyball921 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 6:17

agreed thts BEYOND gross lol

Lolerskatez 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 12:19

You should take what you can get if that's you're life cause you ain't goin much further xD

xxmollyxx 25

Friday 12 June 2009 16:03

Haha well old people need loving too.

NomOnShroomz 14

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:56

But they gotta pay.

Jimboom 11

Friday 12 June 2009 16:06

You knew exactly what she meant and you liked it!! ;)

emmah_15 0

Monday 2 November 2009 15:09

LOL PROBABLY .

paigeharper 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:08

why would that even matter..ok so she winked and walked away? big deal!

Sgt_Minty 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 5:53

Op walked away after she winked...

XAMezaki 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:09

Maybe she mistaked you for someone else? My friend's grandmother sometimes mistakes him for his father.

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:56

Mistook* or has mistaken* come on generation. We're already in the "dumb shit" hole.

thatguynamedsky 32

Sunday 17 May 2015 22:09

grammer is erverrated

tranman978 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:10

HEADLINE Old woman rapes boy

inface2b 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:11

Its just creepy that some. Old lady would be like that, i'd have walked away too

Rebii 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:13

Eww, old people.

texMan_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:13

Test

a_z0_9_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:15

hahaha that sounds like the old people at the place i used to work at.

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