Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

by Shoes / 06/12/2009 at 1:33am / United States (Washington) / Work

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  • Well maybe you shouldnt be so racist with your shoes and shit.

    #9 - On 06/12/2009 at 10:09am by Vasir

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  • You got your but kicked by an old man...LOL!

    Just aim for the hip next time takes them down no problem.

    #4 - On 06/12/2009 at 10:07am by Darkon

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