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Today, I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms. They give away free condoms to employees at the office. I haven't gotten laid since I began working here. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44440) - you deserved it (6765)

On 06/09/2009 at 3:39pm - work - by IronMonkey (man) - United States (Ohio)

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so the condoms are just piling up?
give them to hobos in need or something.

#6 - On 06/09/2009 at 8:15pm by panicked

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Perhaps you need to get out more & find ladies you can test the product on?

If all else fails get yourself a blow up doll ;)

#4 - On 06/09/2009 at 8:15pm by um_duh

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