Poopoo peepee and Work: Nerves

Nerves

By ADH2000 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 15:08 - United States

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 01:18 - United States - Kingman

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

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Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By ;_;" - 27/09/2013 21:33 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML

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By fartje - 25/01/2015 18:21 - Netherlands

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

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Recruitment hell

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 18:30

Today, while waiting for my interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML

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Too trusting

By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 20:00

Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML

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Dirty protest

By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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lolol182 4

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:56

lol fail

bghernandez2011 14

Tuesday 3 July 2012 0:39

I wouldn't need a job if that were the case... Lol

Comments

lolol182 4

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:56

lol fail

chaos753159 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:39

wait you were peeing in the lobby? Why was there a urinal in the lobby?

someone2me2 1

Friday 2 April 2010 8:42

The bathrooms located in the lobby area american

llScarlFacell 0

Monday 26 April 2010 2:29

LOL This made me chuckle like a 5 year old

metalfan333 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 22:32

lol YDI for takin a piss in the lobby

Cjw1220 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 7:30

43, op is from NY you hair diaper

drdingus 27

Thursday 23 February 2012 11:23

Your lobby doesn't have one?

Kingrayer 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:56

it happens to everyone.

aimbug 42

Wednesday 7 October 2015 3:37

It really doesn't.

greenman_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:57

farts are funny. be proud of any noise that comes out of your body.

Gatsby208 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 3:02

That made me laugh

mrcarmine 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 3:08

shit, that's the kind of thing that would happen to me... i hope the interviewer had our kind of sense of humor, especially in THIS job market lol

Tri_fml 5

Tuesday 10 March 2009 3:17

Hahaha. That made me lol :) I hope he had a sense of humor.. if I were interviewing you, it would certainly have helped you in your application :P

potentpotable 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 3:32

I hope that didn't affect your interview! Technically, he wasn't interviewing you on your bodily "exchanges" and "reactions," unless you were applying to be a corpse.

yeahreally 6

Tuesday 10 March 2009 3:38

LOL well if i heard you giggle i would giggled too..

never_accepted 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 3:57

that would have been funny to be that interviewer: ur peeing right next to the guy you're gonna interview. he farts and starts giggling at the fact that he farted. wtf!!