Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML

by EMT_Koulianos / 05/25/2009 at 11:14am / United States (Florida) / Work

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  • :-( sorry dude, you were doing a great deed and you got injured. I'd still give you a pat on the back though.

    #17 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:05pm by heyyou1203

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  • AICD's have been around for a long time. they work the same as the pads, sending massive wattage across your heart and will cause a convulsion in the limbs. go google it ffs.

    #24 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:19pm by lowfiwhiteguy

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