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Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML


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On 05/23/2009 at 4:20pm - work - by jend (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Why did only one person show up at work??

#4 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:12pm by narehs

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Now that you're the supervisor, you gotta get your shit together and punish them. And #3, go watch sesame street. They can teach you how to count to 10 and the difference between 1 and 3.

#11 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:15pm by shimmyya88

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