Work: Today, I landed an interview with my schools work study program.... - FML

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By ripepeaches - 19/08/2016 16:38

Today, I landed an interview with my schools work study program. After waiting an hour after it was scheduled for her to show up, she never did so I left. I later got an email from her blaming me for her double booking her schedule on the day she told me she was free. I didn't get the job. FML

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leafynitemare 24

Thursday 25 August 2016 10:59

Wow, next time steer clear of her for work study. Or if you can't avoid her, try to politely remind her of what happened before so you can hopefully not repeat history.

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leafynitemare 24

Thursday 25 August 2016 10:59

Wow, next time steer clear of her for work study. Or if you can't avoid her, try to politely remind her of what happened before so you can hopefully not repeat history.

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