Work: Today one of my employees was playing a game on his phone. It...

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By thePUNishersans - 30/07/2016 00:34 - United States - Missoula

Today one of my employees was playing a game on his phone. It wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't been kill your boss. FML.

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ImZakki 15

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:24

It's a fun game, it doesn't mean he wants to kill you

Unlucky1232 20

Sunday 31 July 2016 7:46

I'm guessing u mean whack your boss. Of course he's playing it that game is entertaining as hell

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ImZakki 15

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:24

It's a fun game, it doesn't mean he wants to kill you

Unlucky1232 20

Sunday 31 July 2016 7:46

I'm guessing u mean whack your boss. Of course he's playing it that game is entertaining as hell

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