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By nikkiface - 28/07/2016 14:20 - United States - Loveland

Today, I was discussing face shapes with a coworker. After we both agreed I had an oval face shape she says I think that's the ugliest face shape someone could have. fml

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28actress 22

Friday 29 July 2016 6:43

That's just rude! It's not like you can help what kind of shape your face has

jessreallysucks 19

Friday 29 July 2016 8:50

I did a makeup course a few years ago and my teacher told us that when contouring our goal was to create an oval face shape because that's the face that everyone wants. so screw your friend I'm sure your face is perfect

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Goku_vs_Superman 17

Friday 29 July 2016 3:01

I mean...unless you have an oval face shape what's the problem...?

Willman757 15

Friday 29 July 2016 3:16

#1, read it again.

28actress 22

Friday 29 July 2016 6:43

That's just rude! It's not like you can help what kind of shape your face has

angelnursery 18

Friday 29 July 2016 7:31

Actually, oval is supposed to be one of the more appealing face shapes

jessreallysucks 19

Friday 29 July 2016 8:50

I did a makeup course a few years ago and my teacher told us that when contouring our goal was to create an oval face shape because that's the face that everyone wants. so screw your friend I'm sure your face is perfect

Bick77 4

Saturday 30 July 2016 18:30

This is a Peanuts reference. Lucy tells Charlie Brown that his is the ugliest head shape.

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