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Today, I work for a boss who does everything he can to singlehandedly ruin our company and drive us into the ground. I just got an e-mail from him saying I need to be a more positive and energetic role-model for our team. Pot… meet Kettle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18001) - you deserved it (2230)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:45am - work - by DarkPain - United States (California)

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You don't work for a Pennsylvanian branch of a mid-sized paper supply company based in New York City by an chance, do you?

#6 - On 03/24/2009 at 9:12pm by rxxk

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You used the "pot meet kettle" thing wrong. It makes no sense.

#4 - On 02/11/2009 at 9:14pm by graidan

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