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By PainInTheAsss - 28/06/2016 02:27 - United States - Charles Town

Today, I was fired over the phone for calling in sick for the fifth day in a row. I thought I had made it very clear to my boss that recovering from a kidney transplant is not an easy process.

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Imthedaddy11 16

Tuesday 28 June 2016 22:12

threaten to sue if you don't get your job back, he'll probably give you it back just to save time and money, and if he doesn't, you're totally in the rifht

dansco 24

Tuesday 28 June 2016 23:49

Sorry but why were you phoning in sick? Surely after an operation like that, you would have got a letter from your doctor.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 11:59

That's taking the piss! (the kidney that is)

Imthedaddy11 16

Tuesday 28 June 2016 22:12

threaten to sue if you don't get your job back, he'll probably give you it back just to save time and money, and if he doesn't, you're totally in the rifht

Imthedaddy11 16

Tuesday 28 June 2016 22:14

right

dansco 24

Tuesday 28 June 2016 23:49

Sorry but why were you phoning in sick? Surely after an operation like that, you would have got a letter from your doctor.

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