Work: Today, after being away for a week, I come home only to find... - FML

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By CliffyB03 - 26/05/2016 16:03 - United States - Clairton

Today, after being away for a week, I come home only to find dirty counters, no silverware, a sink full of dishes, and dirty floors. There were 3 men here, and all of which wouldn't clean up because it's a "woman's job." FML

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Hamedar 7

Friday 27 May 2016 4:25

That's disgusting... Cleaning is hygienic, not womanly. Hope you refused to do it.

MaxPOP123 11

Friday 27 May 2016 23:25

They are correct those are only women jobs why would a man ever do that, women are for cleaning, if there was a you deserve it button I would hit I'm not sure how this is a fml

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Hamedar 7

Friday 27 May 2016 4:25

That's disgusting... Cleaning is hygienic, not womanly. Hope you refused to do it.

MaxPOP123 11

Friday 27 May 2016 23:25

They are correct those are only women jobs why would a man ever do that, women are for cleaning, if there was a you deserve it button I would hit I'm not sure how this is a fml

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