Work: Today, a colleague in the office got a real nice birthday present... - FML

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By Stella Veneta - 23/05/2016 07:12 - Switzerland - Bern

Today, a colleague in the office got a real nice birthday present from our team: a basket with italian deli! Two weeks ago I ran around to find a present for another colleague's birthday as the others from the team forgot it. Last week I got my birthday present: a bouquet of flowers. FML.

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toba122 12

Monday 23 May 2016 18:38

I don't get it. What's wrong with the flowers?

dezbriana22 13

Monday 23 May 2016 19:39

I don't see what's wrong with flowers, it's the thought that counts!

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toba122 12

Monday 23 May 2016 18:38

I don't get it. What's wrong with the flowers?

dezbriana22 13

Monday 23 May 2016 19:39

I don't see what's wrong with flowers, it's the thought that counts!

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