Work: Today, I was working the dinner shift at the restaurant I work... - FML

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By anonymous - 20/05/2016 13:04 - Australia - Oxenford

Today, I was working the dinner shift at the restaurant I work at, I was serving this table and everyone kept looking at me and cringing and some of them were even gagging. When I went back to the kitchen I had a look in the mirror and had the biggest booger ever hanging on the edge of my nose FML

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