Work: Today, when I told my regional director that the managers should...

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By Zepha - 05/05/2016 18:03 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, when I told my regional director that the managers should help more around the workplace, she told me that it wasn't thier job to work, it was to "manage". FML

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