Work: Today, I got an email from one of the women working in marketing....

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By Lor - 05/05/2016 15:19 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I got an email from one of the women working in marketing. The email was thanking everyone for working hard on putting together details for a big upcoming meeting. I wasn't mentioned in the email. I'm the office assistant. FML

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