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By anonym - 04/05/2016 19:12 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, after 2 months planning a weekend out with my boyfriend, my boss calls me saying that i cant take the weekend off bc my coworker is new at the job and cant stay alone. shes been there for 5 months now, and i spend 500$ on a hotel yesterday. FML

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