Work: Today, I received a forwarded email by accident from my supervisor....

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By Ugh - 04/05/2016 03:43 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I received a forwarded email by accident from my supervisor. They were complaining about some mistakes I made earlier. I was later told my position may be terminated. FML.

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