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By nice girl. - 03/05/2016 03:57 - United States - Athens

Today, this homeless guy asked me for a monetary donation towards his dinner. I offered to buy him a meal instead. His reply " I want the money thot" FML

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necklacethief 23

Tuesday 3 May 2016 18:38

Homeless or not, that was not nice. He probably wasn't buying food if he only wanted money.

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necklacethief 23

Tuesday 3 May 2016 18:38

Homeless or not, that was not nice. He probably wasn't buying food if he only wanted money.

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