Work: Today, my computer class teacher checked on me as I had my email... - FML

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By The Bored Rhino - 03/05/2016 01:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my computer class teacher checked on me as I had my email open. He commented, "you've got a lot of strange spam mail" in his English accent. I then realized that he was referring to the "cheating Cougars" email I received from a porn website. FML

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