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By uhmhaicats - 26/04/2016 19:26 - United States
Today, was my first day back at work and my coworker was talking about a conversation she had with her boyfriend. She said, "Well if I tried to commit suicide unlike so and so I wouldn't make it." She was talking about me. I just got out for attempted suicide. Fml
Some people are just d0uch3 bags, OP. <3