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By mommas girl - 26/04/2016 14:21 - Finland - Helsinki

Today I finally have an opportunity to get a job as a chef after being unemployed almost a year. Well my farmer parents are having trouble with the farm since my older brother, who helps them is sick. My mom, who demanded me to get a job now demands me to drop everything and come and help them FML

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IAm123 24

Wednesday 27 April 2016 2:30

Don't drop everything. This is your only job after a year. They'll survive.

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IAm123 24

Wednesday 27 April 2016 2:30

Don't drop everything. This is your only job after a year. They'll survive.

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