Work: Today, I threw up at work and kept feeling like I was going to... - FML

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By thisismyusername - 23/04/2016 05:45 - United States - Frisco

Today, I threw up at work and kept feeling like I was going to heave again. I work in food service and assumed I would be sent home since that's what policy dictates. I wasn't sent home. I guess they don't care if everyone gets sick from my touching their food. Enjoy your fast food folks, but FML.

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