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By noneyourbuisness - 23/04/2016 00:05 - United States - Minden
Today, at work. I stepped aside to squeeze out a fart and shit my pants...all in my pants. I got fired for "lack of work", and I had to buy new pants and shoes. Yes I said shoes. FML.