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By Female jobs - 22/04/2016 23:46 - United States - Stafford

Today, my sexist teacher got mad when one girl put physician as her top job. I then put stripper, flight attendant, and teacher as my top three jobs, as a joke. Turns out up you can get an entire year of detention. FML

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