Kids, Gross and Work: Great, thanks

Great, thanks

By Anonymous - 12/10/2015 09:18 - United Kingdom

Today, a woman at work told me that her kid had puked into "a storage bin" in the office. It wasn't a storage bin, it was the outgoing mail tray on the side of my desk containing important contract documents that had to be posted by 5pm that day. FML

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By Andy - 16/12/2009 20:43 - United States

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By FedExMan - 11/08/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML

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Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, at work, I realized that not everyone in the office needs to hear my explosive diarrhea through the a/c vents that interconnect through the entire building. I think an email was sent around, describing people's reactions in detail. FML

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random2212 16

Monday 12 October 2015 22:45

I hate idiots like this.

Emmaray 16

Monday 12 October 2015 22:45

Well, sounds like the mail wasn't the only thing that was outgoing. I'm sorry OP :-/

Comments

I_Like_Dogs 28

Monday 12 October 2015 22:44

At least she didn't v-omit this information.

tranced_ 45

Monday 12 October 2015 23:02

you need to re-cheque that pun.

Toolishing 22

Tuesday 13 October 2015 6:18

This just doesn't work.

Emmaray 16

Monday 12 October 2015 22:45

Well, sounds like the mail wasn't the only thing that was outgoing. I'm sorry OP :-/

derpyshy 16

Monday 12 October 2015 22:45

How could a kid be let into the office? Was it take your kid to work day?

cassidi24 10

Monday 12 October 2015 23:25

They let them in our office too :/

chrisbeaudoin 26

Monday 12 October 2015 23:37

Some offices don't really care if someone's kid is at work, i've been to my dad's office quite a few times if he didn't have much work.

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 13 October 2015 1:49

My office lets them in if they're off school or something. People also bring in their dogs sometimes.

random2212 16

Monday 12 October 2015 22:45

I hate idiots like this.

gosh_mate 30

Monday 12 October 2015 22:46

This is terrible, but hopefully can be sorted with some re-printing and a few phone calls. Ask the mother for a hand with it all :)

dietcoke09 25

Monday 12 October 2015 22:48

I'm sure the woman knew her kid was sick. It's her fault for not taking him/her to the bathroom and probably telling him where to puke. Hopefully you can get the documents and try to take copies so you don't have to do everything again :/