Work: Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room...

By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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By NoPrivacy - 26/04/2012 10:44 - United States

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 03:00 - Cayman Islands - George Town

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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By shit - 30/05/2019 06:00

Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

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Not now, mate

By yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 14:01

Today, at work I was sitting on the toilet and a coworker came in and yelled, “That sounded like a big one!” and wouldn't leave until I left came out of the stall. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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Am I a ghost to you?

By AJ. - 19/08/2021 14:01

Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML

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By Payte - 08/04/2011 05:31

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

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Murilirum 23

Saturday 8 August 2015 8:07

I think he's to blame considering he didn't help by humming or pickup up some of the backup singing. One person can only do so much... :-/

admeid 10

Saturday 8 August 2015 8:04

At least you didn't have musical sharts instead...

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FlamingJazkinz 15

Saturday 8 August 2015 8:03

You're the next American idol...

Miss_Chevious 37

Saturday 8 August 2015 9:19

I wonder what he was singing

trollcrusher 17

Sunday 9 August 2015 21:28

He was Rick Rolling the other guy, even if it was on accident.

danthehuman 29

Saturday 8 August 2015 8:04

I hope you got outta there.. *puts shades on*... swiftly. 8)

TheClassicMan848 11

Saturday 8 August 2015 18:16

That was terrible

mariah_1_11 22

Saturday 8 August 2015 20:31

... I don't get it.

_Blood_Wulf_ 4

Wednesday 12 August 2015 5:44

Taylor Swift

admeid 10

Saturday 8 August 2015 8:04

At least you didn't have musical sharts instead...

trellz17 19

Saturday 8 August 2015 8:05

You go Rick!

bionicslash 13

Saturday 8 August 2015 8:05

Maybe keep the singing at home next time to avoid such a thing?

roxyroller20 15

Saturday 8 August 2015 8:06

Tell him that Bathroom Acoustics fix EVERYTHING

Murilirum 23

Saturday 8 August 2015 8:07

I think he's to blame considering he didn't help by humming or pickup up some of the backup singing. One person can only do so much... :-/

toaster87 19

Saturday 8 August 2015 8:08

Rick rolled

grajax 24

Saturday 8 August 2015 8:11

At least you aren't like the other guy on FML who farted smokey River.

admeid 10

Saturday 8 August 2015 8:11

Be grateful you hadn't decided to break the silence by experimenting with musical sharts instead.

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Same thing different taste

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Not now, mate

Office world is hell

Am I a ghost to you?

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