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By TheDrugsAreStrongWithThisOne - 20/07/2015 08:21 - United States

Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window and peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML

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By CDeVeney92 - 17/03/2012 04:37 - United States

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

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By anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:18 - United States - Crossville

Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 21:23 - United States - Annandale

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

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By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 11:00 - Canada - Lakeville

Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML

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nesteremily 31

Monday 20 July 2015 19:05

Why in the world can't you sell pie after midnight? And I hope you got the license plate or the cameras did!

Hunthas 17

Monday 20 July 2015 19:03

I think it's high time your company changed that policy.

Comments

Hunthas 17

Monday 20 July 2015 19:03

I think it's high time your company changed that policy.

knightmareengage 16

Monday 20 July 2015 19:04

If it was Apple pie YDI. If it was any other kind FYL

kingcaper817 14

Monday 20 July 2015 19:05

Should've just given him the pie man

mustangbravo 27

Monday 20 July 2015 19:09

It was a woman.

whysobeachy 37

Monday 20 July 2015 19:09

Don't you mean 'her'?

kingcaper817 14

Monday 20 July 2015 19:09

I was calling op a man not the woman dumbass

mustangbravo 27

Monday 20 July 2015 19:12

Even then you said given "him" the pie. Pay more attention.

kingcaper817 14

Monday 20 July 2015 19:16

It doesn't even matter. Go get a life asshole

MrSassypants 32

Monday 20 July 2015 19:21

Using the term "go get a life" is the equivalent of "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you." It doesn't mean anything other than that you don't have a comeback.

nesteremily 31

Monday 20 July 2015 19:05

Why in the world can't you sell pie after midnight? And I hope you got the license plate or the cameras did!

mds9986 24

Monday 20 July 2015 19:51

Probably because they are close to closing and put all the extra pies away or threw them out by then to bake fresh ones in the morning depending on where OP works.

tj4234 35

Monday 20 July 2015 21:07

It could also be part of the restaurant's licensing agreement not to sell food after midnight. But, that's assuming US licenses work that way.

wheelchairchick 11

Monday 20 July 2015 21:12

In New Orleans most of the drive ins don't close till 1. I have never heard of that rule.

phone117 10

Monday 20 July 2015 23:05

Same at our mcdonald's store

weswheatley 14

Tuesday 21 July 2015 2:49

But, if you think about it, it's always after midnight (I apologize)

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 21 July 2015 6:24

Maybe most of the customers are Mogwais 'cause everyone knows you should never feed a Mogwai after midnight.

jenndan36 12

Wednesday 22 July 2015 4:32

its because humans turn into gremlins if they eat pie after midnight.

FieldLeftBlank 20

Monday 20 July 2015 19:10

Should've used her as pie filling.

mustangbravo 27

Monday 20 July 2015 19:10

Was she a gremlin?

Honest_Guy 10

Monday 20 July 2015 19:11

Maybe next time you should write down the license plate number next time and report it to the cops

Yazoo77 16

Monday 20 July 2015 19:15

You can check the cameras of the drive through to find that person with the police?

The_Basileus 9

Monday 20 July 2015 19:16

Report the twat. Hopefully you or the cameras got the licenceplate number.

lulinator 40

Monday 20 July 2015 19:17

Well, obviously. You can't have dessert before dinner, or you'll ruin your appetite. And after midnight, it's a new day, and dinner isn't for at least 17 more hours. Doesn't anyone listen to their mommy anymore?