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By very analytical - 26/06/2015 19:56 - United States - Ashland

Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML

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By Al Staten - 06/12/2016 22:03

Today, my new boss asked me to handle a very difficult client, warning me that, "He's kind of a dick." My accidental response? "That's fine, I'm great at handling dicks." FML

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By Muchacha22 - 20/06/2016 17:25 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my work directory was updated to reflect my recent promotion. Due to lack of space, they abbreviated the title. I'm now listed as "Sr Anal". FML

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You deserved it 1 670

By boss stabber - 04/01/2015 06:52 - United States - Kings Beach

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML

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You deserved it 2 468

By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 45 077

By Sunny - 18/09/2013 22:59 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML

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You deserved it 34 122

Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 03:59 - United States - Breaux Bridge

Today, I had my performance review at work. Under the "oral communication" category my boss wrote that I "act like an asshole." FML

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You deserved it 5 999

By Loopylogo - 10/01/2017 14:01

Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML

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Shut up!

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

Well, now all you can do is own it. Don't have a stick up your ass about it. Or do, I guess.

ninjamadi 16

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

You kinda walked right into that one. sorry OP

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ninjamadi 16

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

You kinda walked right into that one. sorry OP

allforfun 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 17:44

Or sat on it

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

Well, now all you can do is own it. Don't have a stick up your ass about it. Or do, I guess.

Sinjar 6

Saturday 27 June 2015 11:38

I just commented for the medal.

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Saturday 27 June 2015 11:49

But what is the medal for?

Gillett 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 19:22

I don't think that's a stick homie!

pikachurro 18

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:33

Prepare a costume, become a super villain and take revenge.

thatonetribute 31

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:33

Dug your own grave there, OP. Sorry.

giantsfan2010 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:34

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dBLIZZARD 20

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:35

I think YDI for saying that in a work place.

Wow_okayyy 13

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:35

You're just gonna have to take it ;D

Gillett 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 20:01

I believe she already has.

mzshannababy 16

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:35

that's a tight situation

Gillett 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 20:02

Yeah "butt" i bet she enjoys those sit-uations!

JJ_V3N0M 19

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:36

Don't worry OP. I'm sure your little mishap will fade away fast. Just laugh it off and carry on:)

dakatabg 31

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:37

They know your sex secret

Gillett 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 20:03

and now they'll fantasize about her.

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