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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

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By Kate - 17/10/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

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By -- - 04/09/2011 16:42 - Canada

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

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By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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You what now?

By foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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MDoremis 38

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:18

That is so disgusting.

abattior 18

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:58

A customer came up to OP and he stick up his finger to OP's armpit and he then licked it.

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crissalove 22

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:13

Um... what? O.o

abattior 18

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:58

A customer came up to OP and he stick up his finger to OP's armpit and he then licked it.

JMichael 25

Tuesday 24 February 2015 11:45

I think she was just caught off guard sir.

tossaway2321 5

Wednesday 25 February 2015 10:10

Um... what? O.o

codalicious 16

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:14

It's what you get for doing slow motion jumping jacks at work.

WattledParsley 11

Tuesday 24 February 2015 21:59

*Ba dum tssss* *Cricket noise*

ChrissyRaz 9

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:15

Well ewww

swanheart 35

Monday 2 March 2015 9:05

Well duh!

MDoremis 38

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:18

That is so disgusting.

delude 26

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:19

Some people are just so weird

missbrit818 20

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:19

What the actual f

Ichiya 29

Wednesday 25 February 2015 19:52

And the not so actual **** too!

emeraldisle 30

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:21

Maybe he just wanted to taste your deodorant.

saba_ajira 29

Tuesday 24 February 2015 11:55

Because you know, that's normal

wildgenius 13

Tuesday 24 February 2015 13:11

It's called old spice for a reason

hedgedcats 19

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:23

I wonder if those type of people wake up and already have planned what they're going to do.

8Dirty1 24

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:24

yummy in his tummy

cheeeksss 29

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:26

I cringed so hard. What the ****..

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