That went well

By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
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Enslaved 36

YEP! Now I'm still unemployed and I know why (Why man?) Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

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DrHothead 15

Those exact three words came to my mind to comment!!!

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Enslaved 36

YEP! Now I'm still unemployed and I know why (Why man?) Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

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siggy_mcsigx 22

really sad you're getting downvoted, Enslaved, that song is the bomb

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jake238 9

He should have gotten high. Would have relieved the stress

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Maybe if thou was high then thou would have got said job.

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chazzywazzy654 22

As OPs name suggests; not on life, that's for sure.

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Insertnamesz 3

I'm assuming #17 hasn't listened to the remake Hehe

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NellieeNell 18

Is it bad that I found this post hilarious? I still feel sorry for you OP. I've definitely had my fair share of embarrassing interviews.

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brivielle 15

50shades of grey. Now if only the interviewer gets turned on my fidgety members of the opposite sex....

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XxNekoLovexX 26

The case of the nerves can really affect your day. I'm sorry about that OP. I really hope the interviewer understood why that was happening D:

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BigLatchZatch 14

If they did, that says something great about the interviewer, but unfortunately it's unlikely. Sorry OP.

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ChristianH39 30

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say no. If OP managed to all but have an anxiety attack and still got the job I don't think it'd be an fml.

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HersheySquirts 17

Yep and a promotion. Now the company comedian.

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jad0016 12

Yep he is saying FML because even though he was nervous he over came the odds and now has a job.

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MissHeartSihk 26

That sucks. Are you normally that anxious in those types of situations? They make great medications for anxiety.

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

I can't upload a profile picture, I go through the process of doing it, but nothing happens. Couldn't find solution on the web. Anyone else having this problem?

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Axipiter 24

42, have you tried turning it off and back on again?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#45 What are you agreeing to disagree about...?

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

Hmm, I see. I ask the community a question and get downvoted to the depths of hell and get a sarcastic reply.... lesson learned.

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MissHeartSihk 26

I'm not sure to be honest. I think I meant to post that on another thread.

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devildog562 33

Always laugh it off and explain that you are nervous. Or you know, don't get so high before interviews.

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buttersmom 14

These things can be worked through. Practice interview questions on your own or with friends. Schedule interviews for jobs you have no intention of getting. Get comfortable with yourself and realize that if it all goes wrong, you aren't in any different of a place than you were before the interview. Life goes on. Good luck in the job hunt!

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kinky44 28

Littering and, littering and, littering and. . .

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jayeterror775 18

Sorry #46 I guess nobody got your reference. That movie was so ******* funny.

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lulinator 40

Total classic. They're making a second one supposedly. :)

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