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Today, I was taking an order for a patron at the casino. The policy is to "pay first." After explaining this to him, he still refused to pay. After years of being polite, I finally cracked and said, "You are making this really f-ing difficult". This particular patron was our CEO's son. FML


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On 08/03/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by really though? - United States (Delaware)

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Man that sucks. But the spoiled little fuck had no reason to be rude. If he was the CEOs son he would've already known the policy. He was trying to get on your nerves for sure! Sorry OP. :(

#1 - On 08/04/2014 at 3:13am by kaybessxo

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I think "I can't serve you then" would have sufficed

#4 - On 08/04/2014 at 3:14am by HanBroman

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