Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML

by ninnang / 07/09/2014 at 5:37pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work

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  • Damn, I'm gonna miss her, she was a great woman.

    #2 - On 07/10/2014 at 4:43am by PoptartsKid

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  • Bring her into the office to meet your coworkers. That'll scare the shit out of them.

    #5 - On 07/10/2014 at 4:43am by umerin

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