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Today, I started my job as a driving instructor. My first client showed up piss drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40449) - you deserved it (3947)

On 06/14/2014 at 8:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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That's a type a job that's kinda scary but it can be really good. You can help people out with their struggle and you also get really good insurance. Down fall death.

#4 - On 06/15/2014 at 4:57am by Taylor22294

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It sucks that your first client is an idiot. I'm just hoping you didn't let him drive (pretty sure you didn't let him) and told him to not pull that kind of shit.

#5 - On 06/15/2014 at 5:00am by Mynamewontfi

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