Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML

by imaginationdarling / 05/13/2014 at 7:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Work

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  • E-harmony? If is been that long, maybe start looking online? There's someone out there for you :)

    #2 - On 05/14/2014 at 1:58am by qwtf

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  • That must have been the breast feeling ever.

    #9 - On 05/14/2014 at 2:07am by username53001

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