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Today, while working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation about which gardening tool would "hypothetically" be the best to kill his wife with. FML

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On 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

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Can't go wrong with the classic shovel + u can use it to dig the hole.

This all completely hypothetical of course!!!!

#1 - On 05/07/2014 at 5:21am by xlord

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Do you "hypothetically" call the police?

#3 - On 05/07/2014 at 5:22am by Soundslikeothers

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