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Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37717) - you deserved it (4915)

On 04/30/2014 at 12:20am - work - by KO - United States

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Someone clearly has been hitting the gym too hard. You are too strong for your own body. I mean you are literally so strong your body is knocking itself out to get some rest. Bravo my friend.

#1 - On 04/30/2014 at 11:00am by FitForFun

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way to use your head in the situation.

Dumpster KO

#2 - On 04/30/2014 at 11:00am by RedPillSucks

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