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Today, my coworkers decided to throw me a surprise baby shower. I'm not pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44383) - you deserved it (5348)

On 04/29/2014 at 6:58pm - work - by fat girl - United States (Alaska)

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So you were surprised then?

#2 - On 04/30/2014 at 2:04am by livingmylife18

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Play along, but ask for all of the receipts so you can exchange those baby gifts for whatever you want!

#3 - On 04/30/2014 at 2:04am by StillUsesMyspace

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