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Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39346) - you deserved it (4433)

On 02/07/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by fuckmyplums (man) - Austria (Salzburg)

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If you feel you deserve one then good for you for asking. If you're a loyal employee and actually do your job then it will suck for your boss if he actually let's you go.

#4 - On 02/07/2014 at 11:32pm by coried91

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Your boss sounds like a major prick. It doesn't hurt to ask. If they say no then let it slide.

#3 - On 02/07/2014 at 11:30pm by mario2012

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