Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML

by TwistedCherub1 / 02/01/2014 at 5:42pm / United States / Work

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  • That was very...descriptive...

    #1 - On 02/01/2014 at 10:31pm by SimplyBird

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  • Soooo, how many drugs did you smuggle out?

    #4 - On 02/01/2014 at 10:32pm by gunda95

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