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Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML


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On 01/21/2014 at 1:55pm - work - by ugh (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

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Being trilingual, this happens to me quite often. Mainly speaking French in English class.
Speaking my third language in my second language class? Logic. :)

#1 - On 01/21/2014 at 5:00pm by parism143

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Pretty sure being bilingual is a positive thing in most job interviews.

#2 - On 01/21/2014 at 5:01pm by thatonegirlnic

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