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Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015