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Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36054) - you deserved it (3787)

On 12/29/2013 at 4:04pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Well, was there a sign? If not, it's your fault.

#1 - On 12/29/2013 at 7:30pm by ElricMustang

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If there was not a wet floor sign, he could sue, from the stories I've heard from America.

#2 - On 12/29/2013 at 7:31pm by Fuaaad1994

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