Who goes there?
By scared shitless - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
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southernbelle_rn
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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood...Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
kristabelli
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Wormhole!!!
He-Man!
JMichael
25
Batman. Definitely Batman.
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Don't cross the beams!
crazytwinsmom
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Does OP work at a morgue?!
BubbleGrunge
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The Winchesters!!!!
My dealer?
My cat's name is Batman. He's an excellent stalker. I'll ask if he wants to take the job on...
My cat Panthro
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incoherentrmblr
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The Adjustment Bureau?...
flashback.miss
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hopefully it was a trick of the light...
I'd get the hell out OP. Don't be investigating.
Why do people feel the need to investigate? If I saw anything that resembled anything paranormal, I'd calmly turn around and run as fast as I possibly could.
SuperMew
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He likely needed to clean those bathrooms. Old people can leave shit stains a mile long.
What
cryssycakesx3
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50, gross...
SuperMew
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I worked in an old folks home for two summers. While sad, because they were mentally degrading, they would have to wear diapers and take them off, finger paint, etc all over the walls and themselves. It was really gross and very sad.
cryssycakesx3
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I understand how old people work, it doesn't make it less gross.
You're a dumbass
Supermew, he was suppose to be at work cleaning alone. I doubt he went in there because he thought the old man was leaving a mess, more likely that he just saw (or thought so) a random old guy walk into his empty work building and wanted to see what was up.
Run!
RedPillSucks
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Are you sure it wasn't agent 86 flushing himself down the toilet?
yellowzinnias
20
You're confusing Get Smart and Harry Potter. Max went through multiple secret doorways into a phone box, dialed a number and sank below the ground. In Harry Potter, Ministry officials flush themselves into the Ministry (coincidentally, the "visitors' entrance" is a phone box, but I have a feeling Rowling was more inspired by the tardis than Get Smart.)
This is why white people die in scary movies. They investigate.
What makes you think they white?? Racist much??
blcksocks
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"Hmm... There are some strange noises coming out of that abandoned building, which according to some people is haunted, because a family was brutally murdered two decades ago.... I better go take a look"
fucMyLifeSoHard
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15- What in the **** are you talking about?
SuperMew
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Even if it is a ghost, unless Old Man Toilet comes at you, seems pretty harmless. Either you are freaking yourself out or you have a ghost. While freaky, you have worked in that place this long without incident.
cryssycakesx3
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unless the ghost just showed up and is waiting to wreak havoc on OP.
You're in luck.. if it's a ghost he won't leave you any nasty messes to clean up!
Are you kidding? That ectoplasmic goo is impossible to clean up!
Other than OP's corpse for the next janitor.
fucMyLifeSoHard
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35- Your comment made me laugh WAY too hard. I think that's a sign I should go to sleep now.
nightowl713
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He probably just made his way out before you noticed. No need for panic! Or I I guess It could be a ghost. Either way, at least you didn't see him again to confirm the latter.
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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood...Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Are you sure it wasn't agent 86 flushing himself down the toilet?