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Today, my fifteen year old son decided to tell his little five year old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Don't tell her about the Tooth Fairy or the Easter Bunny then. She may go rogue.

#5 - On 12/07/2013 at 10:01am by Welshite

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Tell her he's kidding and that Santa is very real. Stage Santa showing up on your doorstep when your son is at school and she's home.

#4 - On 12/07/2013 at 10:00am by JMichael

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