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Today, I arrived at work six minutes late due to heavily congested traffic. This is just two days after my boss put out a memo saying that anyone who's late to work from then until the new year will have their holiday bonus pay forfeited. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40454) - you deserved it (7534)

On 11/28/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by aaannnddd there goes my boner (man) - United Kingdom

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Bahhumbug, what a Scrooge.

Seriously though, you have a heartless boss.

#1 - On 11/28/2013 at 8:19pm by jessherself13

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I would think after a memo like that you'd think to take precautions to avoid this exact scenario.

That said, your boss is an asshole.

#12 - On 11/28/2013 at 8:29pm by DocBastard

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