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Today, my boss made me cover for him by working two extra hours, because he had to rush home early to deal with an "emergency". The emergency was taking a shit, because he claims to have a phobia of doing them anywhere but at home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39065) - you deserved it (3588)

On 11/23/2013 at 1:33pm - work - by AFSDALK:AFSDQWE (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Frankly, I know how he feels, especially if he once accidentally clogged the toilet before his cute co worker went in afterwards... FML

#2 - On 11/23/2013 at 8:53pm by Jemm

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I'd still consider you a good employee for doing that. Not many people would give up two extra hours for their boss. Honestly I hate doing #2 anywhere but at home too so I feel his pain.

#6 - On 11/23/2013 at 9:01pm by blackrose3033

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