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Today, I was taking out a customer's groceries when he offered me a $5 tip. I told him I couldn't accept, since it's against store policy, but thanked him anyway. He called me an asshole just as my boss was walking to his car, who then yelled at me for it. FML


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On 11/13/2013 at 1:42am - work - by BagBoy (man) - United States

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This almost exact situation has happened to me before, usually kind old ladies try to give money for helping them to their car but one time a man from the army with a broken leg got pissed because I wouldn't take the money! I ran it by my boss though and now I just accept and donate the money to the charity the store I work in supports!

#2 - On 11/13/2013 at 5:50am by DooleyFTW

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To take or not to take. The age old dilemma. Always take!

#1 - On 11/13/2013 at 5:48am by TourettesGuyFTW

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