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Today, a drunken customer blindsided me after I told him I would not be giving him a free drink after I watched him put his own hair in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33623) - you deserved it (2180)

On 11/11/2013 at 3:18am - work - by ShakenNotStirred - Australia (Queensland)

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What a jackass. I hope you're okay OP

#1 - On 11/11/2013 at 9:59am by Ravensmoon666

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Tell him that dipping his hair in the drink isn't good enough entertainment to get freebies.

Pour the whole drink on his head, and then give him a free one. Now, that's entertainment!

#15 - On 11/11/2013 at 10:29am by perdix

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